Kuuga- A cool guy Agito- Great multitasker Ryuki- Best. Motorcycle. EVER Faiz- Lonewolf Blade- Blank slate Hibiki- Traditional oddball Kabuto- Fastest Cheater in Heaven Den-O- Um…very nonexistant. Kiva- Socially awkward but is a nice guy Decade- Arrogant, Trippy and needs more action OOO- Haven’t heard from him as of late Fourze- Friendly. VERY.

For participating in our Halloween special event! Daidou went back to *mumble mumble*, so now my Eternal figurine is lifeless. But the belt is missing, though…….

Oddly, no. He Even though he became gay immediately after death, he had so much respect for my awesomeness that he just never really bothered me. Which surprises me still.

It’s kind of hard to hear about women searching for my awesomeness when I’m dead. Someone send me a lost driver already!

Maybe I’ll find a way to be alive again.

One day.

One day…….

I think I ate pie once when I was alive…..

If it has the Lost Driver and my Gaia Memories in it, then yes, It would taste like……Vengeance.

Well, Shadow Moon was there for a bit until about last….April? Then he came back a day after that. Then I met this really tall guy with no face. He had really long arms and was wearing a buisness suit…..I punched him in the gut and he just stood there like nothing happened. Even though he’s slimmer then an anorexic stick bug, somehow he just…absorbed it. So I got tired of punching him after a few days, and left to meet the other assholes who went there. I found a throne with a cobra marked on it, and as soon as I sat down on it a bunch of purple snakes came out to bite me. It didn’t matter anyways since I was already dead, so I ripped them off and walked away. I also ate one. They tasted like bacon….at least I think they did. Then I met two guys just moping. And they sat there. And one called the other aniki….they just ate ramen under a bridge right next to a river of acid. They offered me one, but I passed since I had just ate. That’s really it, since Hell is as big as the Earth itself.

I would have met more people if I tried, but the oni are too busy trying to torture me, so I can’t travel much since I always have to kick their asses. Fine by me.

Well, it depends how you die. If you get hit by a car, then you don’t realize it until the last second and your like “HOLY-” but before you can finish you’re dead.

Or if it’s in an explosion then it hurts like hell, but for me, it was soothing, because even though it is nice to live, being undead sucks. You always have to take that stupid serum or you’ll rot away, and not only that, but your skin is always cold. So even if you are under 8 layers of blankets and are wearing thermal underwear, you’ll still freeze your ass off.

Eternal and Unicorn, obviously. If I had those and my lost driver I’d have kicked all the sorry asses in hell and have fought my way out until I was back in the world of the living. After that I’d probably work for Never again.

It sucks. Imagine the worst drought, throw in the worst burn you’ve ever had, several oni, and other dead bastards like Shadow Moon and you’ve got hell.

After about ten minutes of trying to summon Daidou Katsumi from the Gaia Library (Don’t ask us how we did it. We didn’t want to be knee deep in oni so we went the other route), we somehow managed to get him to posess a small figurine Akiko brought me the other day (She said it reminded her of how Half-boiled I am and that I should have it), and now he’s waiting for questions!

He can’t do much anyways……..

(Incidentally, the figurine is an Eternal figurine……Daidou is complaing how low quality it is. -_-“)

So ask us questions!

And if you want to ask Daidou a question, make sure you address it to him!

He’ll probably answer it anyways but feh

Well, when you think about it, the chicken lays the egg, but that same chicken came from an egg, which came from a chicken, and so on……or if you believe creationism then the chicken was kinda just there. It is an interesting subject…in fact, it has me intrigued…… I’ll go research this!

Shoutarou here. I think Philip is about to go through one of his phases again…….I just hope he doesn’t drag me to the Rider Grocery Store to find corn products like he did when he found out there are over 2500 different types of corn….. -_-“

Your name is morning glory dew…..I can’t really say, since I don’t know much about you.

Say anything like that again and Akiko will find you.

DO YOU WANT HER TO USE HER SPECIAL TECHNIQUE?! DO YOU?!

Hm….you’re a rather hyper Gai guy and you make a pretty flashy hero……Well, I can’t pick one, so to describe those aspects of you, I’ll pick one…..and my aibou will pick the other.

I say the Trial memory would fit your hyperactivity, as it makes Terui run really fast.

Philip’s opinion: Since you ARE a flashy hero, I guess Prism would be best.

I guess Urataros, he has the most style……I’d like to see a dance off between Aibou and Ryuutaros. If Philip was still interested in Heaven’s Tornado.

About every other week. Usually it’s Ryotaro and his crew (Who trash the office and we spend the next week cleaning), or Tsukasa, Natsumi and sometimes Kaito.

Something usually goes missing after Kaito visits.

Although occasionally, we get someone else.

Once we were visited by Yuusuke. You know, Kuuga! He’s a cool guy.

Um…… Ankh and Eiji like to vist now and then, but most of the time it’s Hana, Date and Gotou, because I think Ankh is dead or sealed back up, and Eiji is traveling the world.

That’s pretty much it.